yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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