3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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