the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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