pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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