smell my finger.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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