Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
In other news, I just burned my penis
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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