We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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