Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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