It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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