But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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