I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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