What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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