You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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