I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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