Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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