Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
i think my cat just said my name.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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