what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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