sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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