You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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