Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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