no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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