Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
