The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i think my cat just said my name.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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