windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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