i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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