Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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