Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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