Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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