sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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