I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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