I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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