I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
