I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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