Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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