Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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