why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
