oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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