ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We're using joints as your birthday candles
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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