My brain says no but my pants say off.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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