I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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