so that wasnt chicken after all
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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