I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Randomize
