Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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