So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
