I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
