Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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