do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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