Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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