last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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