it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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