The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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