Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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